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Things I Never Thought I'd Say

You know how people compile those lists of Things I Never Thought I'd Say once they have kids? Well I'm collecting a good share of my own from living with my crazy mom:

"Valentine's Day just means you can wear red with pink. It doesn't mean you can wear earrings on your shirt."

"Good job not doing the dishes! I know that was hard for you."

"Babies can't smell soft. That's not even possible."

"It'd be nice if you wouldn't nag as a greeting."

"Please don't buy any more turkeys."

6 comments:

  1. Curious what the limit on turkeys are?

    Just asking for a friend.

    I have a perfectly normal number of turkeys in my freezer.

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    1. At my house: zero, unless it's November, and then the limit is one.

      How many turkeys does your "friend" have??

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    2. It's totally 0. I just assumed we were talking bout November. There are people eating turkey in May? Savages!!

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  2. Not doing the dishes is hard for me too.

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  3. This makes me happy I moved out of my mom's house. She once threatened to call CPS on me for laughing when my daughter threw her banana on the floor. And then she proceeded to bleach the entire kitchen like a martyr. Oh, parents.

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  4. This makes me happy I moved out of my mom's house. She once threatened to call CPS on me for laughing when my daughter threw her banana on the floor. And then she proceeded to bleach the entire kitchen like a martyr. Oh, parents.

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