Shut up... you're the big baby.

A tiny person came to my house the other day. It appeared to be between zero and five years of age. I was making dinner, so I asked the other adults around if it could eat food. This got me an "Of course he can eat food!" but it's a totally legit question. The tiny person was wearing a diaper but used the toilet. I'm like, Bro are you a baby or not? He was confused about me too, so my mom tried to explain how I was her daughter. His takeaway was "You big baby."