20160711

Chocolate Monster

Every once in awhile I worry that I am turning into my mom, but then I accidentally get chocolate on the ironing board and inadvertently melt chocolate into my clothing, and all my fears cease. How did I even get chocolate on the ironing board? I wasn't even eating chocolate! I am not turning into my mom. I am turning into a chocolate stormcloud, just hailing down bits of candy from my person like sugary sweat.

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