My week. Every week.


Executive Director applicant: So where are you in your career?

Me, choking on salad: Ha, my what now? Aren't you the one being interviewed here?

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Roommate's mom: Are you a student?

Me: Oh, no.

Roommate's mom: ...Are you new to the area or something?

Me: No...?

[Roommate's mom: Why are you a normal-looking adult renting a tiny room from a family?

Me: I'm just a failure. Thanks for the reminder.]

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Men: So what do you do?

Me: [sigh]

Women: Do you have kids?

Me: [sigh]

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