Somehow by stabbing a ball of hair with a special needle, the ball gets tighter and tighter until it takes on whatever shape you stabbed it into. It's basically witchcraft. Since my powers aren't magic, they peaked at a sphere...with a face and some balding "pigtails." (So I got tired of stabbing and didn't finish the hair, okay?)
Take this quiz to see if felting is for you:
a) you enjoy creepy, hairy, useless knickknacks
b) creepy knickknacks aren't your thing, but you need something terrifying to appear randomly on your unsuspecting coworker's desk to promote your continued attendance at work
c) you're not into hairy knickknacks, but you love a good stabbing
d) there's an alpaca in your life that deserves some voodoo revenge
If you answered A, B, or C, you should stop taking quizzes about felting.
If you answered D, you should do whatever you want... I'm afraid to piss you off as a human.
|"Hi! I'm Sara. I'm looking for my forever body."|