WORK
Executive Director applicant: So where are you in your career?
Me, choking on salad: Ha, my what now? Aren't you the one being interviewed here?
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HOME
Me: Oh, no.
Roommate's mom: ...Are you new to the area or something?
Me: No...?
[Roommate's mom: Why are you a normal-looking adult renting a tiny room from a family?
Me: I'm just a failure. Thanks for the reminder.]
Me: I'm just a failure. Thanks for the reminder.]
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CHURCH
Men: So what do you do?
Me: [sigh]
Women: Do you have kids?
Me: [sigh]
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