Items my upstairs neighbor has left me on my patio and in my vegetable garden over the course of our time together:
- 17 beer cans
- 2 cigarette cartons
- 4 tennis balls
- 5 dog bones
- 2 tennis balls
- water from 1 overturned dog bowl, 2 feet from my head
- 1 used disposable glove
- white paint splatters that have made "bird poop chic" a permanent part of my patio aesthetic
- 2 rotting limes
- 2 plastic bags
- 1 half-full can of spray paint
- 1 mechanical pencil
- 52 cigarette butts
- 1.5 peanut shells
- 1 half eaten orange
- orange peels
- various plastic bits
- constant sense of dread
Goodbye and good luck, the slum.
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