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Don't make me eat your shoes.

Hello Kitty: "I don't like this any more than you do"
Look what they're trying to make me wear this time. Do I look like a feline to you? Have you still not learned your animals?? Meanwhile, the ACTUAL KITTY gets to prance around in his birthday suit, winking and taunting, "Well hello yourself, big boy." And then they wonder why I chew up their favorite shoes. Fashion justice must be served.

2 comments:

  1. Also, who putting their cat into a baseball uniform style shirt? This product is confusing.

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    1. No, no, this Hello Kitty baseball shirt is for dogs! Because dogs play baseball. And they love Hello Kitty. Duh.

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