How I Stay Nice in Real Life
If they would just learn to get dressed before they come over, I might not smash them with such glee. I would feel bad about ruining their clothes.
I really love spiders and they're doing a good job by eating other pests, but even I admit that's pretty rude. Even the cable guy makes an appointment first and wears a uniform. The least a spider could do is call ahead and wear some overalls with "Charlotte" stitched over the pocket.
KILL IT WITH FIRE.