I Was Awesome As A Baby

I don't know anything about what I was like as a baby because my mom always mixes me up with my brother. And by "mixes up," I mean she only remembers him. She says I was "old hat" by the time I came along, but I have a lot of vintage hats and they're pretty memorable. Like, one of them is entirely covered with black feathers and fishnet. You don't see hats like that anymore. My mom has never exactly been the fashion ninja in the family, so no wonder my fleek baby self didn't make a lasting impression on her.


  1. I finally know what fleek means! A coworker explained it to me.

    I must have jumped right over it when I read this post the first six times...

    1. Isn't it fun being old? That one took me awhile too.